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Dimag ki maa aur behen

2011-12-06T11:58:00.001+05:30

Girlzzz vs Boyzzzz

2011-12-06T00:51:00.003+05:30

Boyzzz rocks

Kaha bhaag rahi hai moti - yaadein bachpan ki

2011-12-06T00:51:00.001+05:30

Wo lamhe masti ke - Suresh Raina and Yuvraj Singh

2011-12-06T00:50:00.001+05:30

Being Human ka jalwa :-P

2011-12-06T00:49:00.001+05:30

Jitni gali, utni pakki dosti?

2011-12-06T00:48:00.001+05:30

What do you think?

Yaha rab bhi hai aur yaha pub bhi hai

2011-12-06T00:47:00.001+05:30

Welcome to Baba 3X nath aashram

Lakme beauty studio

2011-12-06T00:46:00.001+05:30

Ab dekhna ye hai ki system kisko jyada saza dilati hai

2011-12-06T00:45:00.001+05:30

Origin of RA.ONE and G.ONE

2011-12-06T00:44:00.001+05:30

Facebook dost se milne delhi se bhah aayi yuvti

2011-12-06T00:43:00.001+05:30

Facebook love??

How u feel today? Facebook update

2011-12-06T00:42:00.001+05:30

Kolavery vs Galavery - Sarad Pawar

2011-12-06T00:41:00.001+05:30

khoon peeLo jaanu ka - funny

2011-12-06T00:38:00.001+05:30

WHY Indian girls r not gud in sports?

Only 10% are plying cricket, hockey, tennis, badminton, chess, etc!

Remaining 90% are busy in plying with her "jaanu"

jaanu yeh,
jaanu wo,
jaanu kaha ho?
Jaanu kya kr rahe ho?
Jaanu kab aoge?
Jaanu u love me na?
Jaanu i miss u

khoon peeLo jaanu ka...... :D :D

Funny letter from student to principal demanding beautiful madams

2011-12-05T14:16:00.001+05:30

Alphabets taught to kids now a days

2011-12-05T13:44:00.003+05:30

Funny temple board

2011-12-05T13:44:00.001+05:30

Funny status update

2011-12-05T13:43:00.003+05:30

Girls vs boys

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Latife

2011-12-05T13:42:00.003+05:30

Are you lonely

2011-12-05T13:42:00.001+05:30

Ghost effect ha ha ha

2011-12-05T13:41:00.003+05:30

Ghosts plz dnt mind it

Wow what a catch

2011-12-05T13:41:00.001+05:30

Anna ki gandhigiri

2011-12-05T13:40:00.001+05:30

Funny damad

2011-12-05T13:38:00.003+05:30

Doordarsan vs Ftv - Dirty picture - Vidya Balan

2011-12-05T13:38:00.001+05:30

Facebook update of azmal kasab

2011-12-05T13:37:00.001+05:30

Coca cola ka COLA VERY D

2011-12-05T13:36:00.001+05:30

Rajnikant relpied... Why its kolavery di

2011-12-05T13:35:00.001+05:30

Facebook addiction

2011-12-05T13:34:00.001+05:30

Benefits of 3g. See your beloved

2011-12-05T13:33:00.001+05:30

Orkut vs Facebook

2011-12-05T13:32:00.001+05:30

Interesting news paper cutting

2011-12-05T13:31:00.001+05:30

Saas ko le khaga damad

Why COLA VERY D

2011-12-04T23:41:00.001+05:30

Coco cola funny version of kolsvery di

Posters-of-Couples

2010-04-08T15:04:00.014+05:30

Holi SMS

2010-02-24T17:51:00.000+05:30

☻If wishes came in rainbow colours,
I would send you the brightest ones
To say, Happy Holi !

☻With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!

☻0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY HOLI.

☻Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance… You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi, the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for all the love & smiles you've brought to my life. Happy Holi

☻I wish a very Happy Holi to my parents, my bon, uncle, auntie, my near and dear
friends, and all my students. Days end, but memories will be there in everybody's
mind.

☻When love is in the air, you know it is time to celebrate Holi!Happy Holi!

☻To Friends & Family Members,
Even though I am far away from you, out of India, I can feel the colours of Holi
celebrations. I wish you all a colourful Holi. I wish Holi Festival paint your life
with colours of happiness.
With love

☻Why did the Sardar watch Rang de Basanti?
He thought it was a movie on Holi

☻As you drench urself in the colors of love;may ths Holi replete ur days ahead!

☻I fondly remember the Holi we celebrated together. We had so much fun, having that
bhang thandai for the first time. I remember Riti you gave me only one spoon of it
and had a glass full for yourself. But I know you will never forget how much trouble
you had later when you were not coming out of the bathroom. Wish we could have the
same fun again.

☻Just like a red rose that fills the world with beauty & fragrance…
You have made my life so beautiful by being in it. On Holi,
the festival of colors & joy I wanna say thank you for
all the love & smiles you’ve brought to my life.

☻It is time for Holi and I hate being away from you all. My exams are close so I can
not afford to meet you. I know you will miss me too. Mama, thank
You very much for the excellent gujiyas that you couriered. My friends liked it a lot
and are grateful to you. Hope to see you soon.
Happy Holi

☻May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,
colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in your life.
Happy Holi.

☻Be ready, you can not skip being coloured by me this time. Don't just lock your self
up on the day and Holi hard. It comes once in a year and make the most of it. So
please, play with me. I wish you my hearty best wishes for the festival.
With love- yours

☻Dipped in hues of love and trust
has come the festival of Holi.
Happy Holi!!

☻Now you get holi greetings from germany! Have you taken part in the festival or parts
of it? What is going on in india and especially with you and your family? Let me know
some news from you!!
All the best wishes.

☻Auspicious red,
Sun kissed gold,
Soothing silver,
Pretty purple,
Blissful blue,
Forever green,
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi.

☻A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

☻Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colorful Holi

☻May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi!

☻A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi

☻Red 4 prosperity.
Green 4 happiness,
blue 4 longitivity,
orange 4 progress,
pink 4 friendship.
May u be blessed with all shades of Holi.

☻As a kid, the full moon night before the Holi,
we had a big bonfire in the middle of little Indian City,
Next morning we will get up, make buckets of colored water,
No one in the neighborhood will be spared from colors,
When we ran out of the colors, mud, paint and coal tar,
would cover our faces in the cheerful spirit of Holi festival.

☻Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart
Forever make me Miss You even more this Holi
Hope this Holi brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY Holi

☻There was some special meaning playing Holi with girls,
this is the only day when we can get close to them with some hesitation,
the wet colors dignified their bodies,
the dry colors showed their beauty in multi colors.

☻After our morning session, we came home to the big feast,
All the puas, puris, pulav, meat and vegetable curries made our mouth water.
In the evenings, we wore our new kurta and pajamas,
went door to door, played gulal with young and old,
everyone offered their best sweet treats,
That was the real Holi, now it is only in my dreams.

☻A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

☻Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas
and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you & Family a very happy and wonderful Holi.

☻May god gift u all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of luv
and all other colors u want to paint in ur life.
Happy Holi.

Valentines Day SMS

2010-02-12T15:00:00.002+05:30

☻if I could pull down the rainbow,
then I would write
my n my valentine’s name on it
and put it back on its own place
so that the world could see
how colorful is our relation.

☻Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

☻The Right Moment is really here
for me to tell the 3 little words
I’ve been trying so long
to say BE MY VAENTINE

☻24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

☻So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sumone To Love Me
The Way I Needed To Be Loved
Then You Came In My Life
&
Showed Me What True Love
Really Is
Happy Valentine’s Day

☻Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..

☻What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentine’s Day

☻D smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)

☻48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s U My dear valentine

☻Valentine a day of love,
A time to thing and a time to ask God,
Are you giving me my love or not.

☻When things go wrong…
When sadness fills your heart…
when tears flow in your eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with you…
2) Still with you…
3) Will ALWAYS be…

☻Dear O Dear, ur not near
but i can hear
dont get fear
Ur memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and ur mine forever!

☻On Valentine’s Day, the day of affection,
Our thoughts quickly turn in your direction.
This Valentine poem is meant to show you
How very glad we are to know you!

☻U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr...Trust Me!!

☻Special people are on my mind
Each year on Valentine’s Day,
The exceptional ones who mean to me
More than I can say.
I respect you and admire you,
And I just want you to know
You’ve made a difference in my life
And I want to tell you so.

☻My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!

☻Valentine, you often come to mind;
You’re a terrific person, one of a kind.
I’m sending this poem, because I want to say
I’m thinking of you on Valentine’s Day!

☻Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots

☻On Valentine’s Day we think about
Those matchless people who
Give extra meaning to our lives–
The very special few.
Without them, skies would turn to gray;
Things wouldn’t be the same;
Life wouldn’t be as colorful;
It would be a duller game.
And when I contemplate that group–
Friends and family who are mine,
I appreciate and treasure you;
You’re essential, Valentine!

☻Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!

☻On Valentine’s Day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things…
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world
brighter and richer.
You’re a gift to me,
and I thank you
for being you.

☻Whenever likable people cross my mind,
I always have such pleasant thoughts of you.
You always bring such happiness and joy;
Those who lift me up are very few.
On Valentine’s Day I want to tell you this:
Knowing you is an extraordinary pleasure;
Your caring heart is always quick to give;
You’re unique, a rare and very special treasure.

☻Valentine’s Day is for expressing affection;
Fond thoughts are coming your way;
We’ve always had a special connection,
So Happy Valentine’s Day!

☻In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!

☻On Valentine’s Day, we think of people
who have cheered and encouraged us,
who go out of their way
to be kind and caring,
who have enriched our lives
just by being themselves.
You are such a person.
I’m so happy you’re my

☻You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day I’d like to say
I care more than you know.

☻U'll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U'll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U'll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi'll always luv u...!

☻On Valentine’s Day we think of those
Who make our lives worthwhile,
Those gracious, friendly people who
We think of with a smile.
I am fortunate to know you,
That’s why I want to say,
To a rare and special person:
Happy Valentine’s Day!

☻On Valentine’s Day, we think about
The people who are dear,
How much they add to life’s delight
Whenever they are near.
You’ve always been a total joy
Such pleasant company,
I/We very much appreciate Our compatibility!

☻Every day I come to school;
I spend a lot of time
Learning all the things you teach,
Which is the reason I’m
Sending you this Valentine;
It’s meant to let you know
I’m happy you’re my teacher
And I want to tell you so!
Happy Valentine’s Day
To my favorite teacher!

☻I hope your Valentine’s Day is great.
I hope it’s quite a treat.
I hope you have a happy day
Filled with things so sweet.
This poem’s for you because I care.
I can’t get more specific.
Well, yes I can, and here I go…
I think you’re terrific!

☻Valentine, you are a gem;
You fill my life with joy and pleasure;
With all you give and all you do,
You’re a very special treasure.
I really like the person you are;
You’re a class act, in every way;
I care about you, and I hope you have
A very happy Valentine’s Day!

☻You kept me warm & safe,
held my hand to show me the way,
supported & inspired me through night & day,
Love you in every way.
Missing u on Valentine’s Day

☻What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s?
They fill the heart with love & smiles !
Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who brightens up so many…

☻There is a messages for you.
scroll down for it. I care you
Hope Your Valentine’s Day is as special as you are to me!

☻We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more.

☻May this Valentine’s Day be filled with love,
understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life
with those you hold dear!
Happy Valetine’s day!

☻My silence doesn’t mean, I forget you.
My disappearance doesn’t mean, I don’t care about you.
Because you are always in my heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

☻No shadows to depress you,
only joys to surround you,
friends to love you,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday.
Happy Valentines Day!

☻You are unique
You are caring and
You are the Best.
And I am the luckiest
to have you in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

☻My eyes are hurting because I can’t see you.
My arms are empty because I can’t hold you.
My lips are cold because I can’t kiss you.
And my heart is breaking because I’m not with you.
Happy Valentines Day!

☻Thank you for the memories of yesterday,
for the happiness today,
and the promise of all tomorrows!
Happy Valentine’s Day!

☻My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Happy Valentine’s Day

Wrong Person Messages

2010-02-02T21:07:00.001+05:30

☻I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

☻This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

☻Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

☻I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

☻Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

☻You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

☻Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

☻Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

Word Play SMS

2010-02-02T21:05:00.000+05:30

☻Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get

☻Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...

☻MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??

☻Pls remind me 2 remind u about remindin me to send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot the reminder was ive forgot!

☻Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

☻Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!

☻This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

☻A)Ur Attractive B)Ur Buff C)Ur Charmin D)Ur Delicious E)Ur Excitin F)Ur Funny G)Ur Gorgeous H)Ur Heavenly I)Im J)Just K)Kiddin L)Loser!

☻HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press down* HOW TO KEEP AN IDIOT ENTERTAINED *press up*

☻Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

☻if u notice this notice you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing!!!

☻I have the "I".I have the "L".I have the "O".I have the "V".I have the "E"... so pls

Wise SMS

2010-02-02T21:04:00.000+05:30

☻Humans tell the TRUTH in TWO situations:
ONE: to SAVE “WHAT” they are LOSING,
TWO: when they have ‘NOTHING’ to loose.

☻If U can solve ur problem, then what is need of worrying?
If U cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying.

☻“A person who laughs
more and also makes others laugh, would probably be having a thunder storm of sadness beneath their heart.”

☻Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

☻Success is like tip of the tail !!!
If cat runs to catch the tail.
It has to keep running forever.
But if it walks in its own style.
Tail follows!!
Live life with your own rules….

☻“Excellence has always been achieved
by those who dared believe
that something inside them
is superior to circumstances”
Believe in yourself.

☻One simple tip to stay happy always.
Never think & speak about a 3rd person,
&
Never think what a 3rd person thinks & speaks about you.

☻Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

☻Good behavior can cover the lack of good looks,
But good looks can never cover the lack of good behavior,
So keep your behavior at the level best.

☻Thought for the day”
Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

☻FOUR Real FACTS to live better life ;
1ST
Never say sorry to one , who understands u…
2ND
Never say Bye to one , who NEEDS you…
3RD
Never Blame the one , who really TRUSTS you…
4TH
Never forget the one , who always REMEMBERS u..

☻You must have
long range goals
to keep you
from being frustrated
by short range failures.

☻If you wait to be happy,
you will wait for ever.
But if you start to be happy,
you will be happy from today.

☻Life is a great travel trip…
Problem is that it doesnt come with a map.
We’ve to search
our own ways to reach the Destinations…!

☻Never search your happiness in others
It will make you feel alone.
But search it in yourself
You will feel happy even if you are alone.

☻A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..

☻The happiness of you life
depends upon the quality of your thoughts.
But the quality of your thoughts
depends on the people whom you meet in ur life.

☻Love tip-

It is advisable to over react
whenever ur partner is in trouble.
It is an opportunity to express
your love and solitude to him..

☻Never Be Proud Nor Depressed
For What You Are And
The Position You Hold In Society.
Remember,
After The Game Of Chess,
King And Pawns Go In The Same Box.

☻Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.

☻An excellent road sentence
written on national highway:
“Go Slow, Unless You
Have An Urgent
Appointment With God.

☻Smooth roads never make good drivers!
Smooth sea never makes good sailors!
Clear Skies never make good pilots!
Problem free life never makes a strong & good person!
Be strong enough to accept the challengers of life.
Don’t ask Life
“Why me?”
Instead say
“Try Me!”

☻Two things indicate weakness
One to be silent
when it is the proper time to speak.
Second to speak
when it is the proper time to be silent.

☻GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….

☻A very meaningful sentence
written at a graveyard..!!
“As You are, So We were,
As We are, So shall You be…!!!”

☻Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy & live life & make each moment beautiful….

☻What’s winning attitude?
3 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant 1: we will kill him
Ant 2: we will break his legs
Ant 3: Forgive him guys, he is alone & we are 3.

☻From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman:
* If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart,
* If u r eating, take care of your Throat,
* If u r in another man’s house, take care of ur Eyes,
* If u r talking to close person, take care of ur tongue.

☻If one cannot invent
a really convincing lie,
it is often better
to stick to the truth.

☻A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life

☻Everyone wants happiness,
No one needs pain,
But its not possible to get a rainbow.
Without a little rain.

☻The great thing a little lamp can do
which the big sun cannot do is,
It gives light at night.
It shows,
no one is superior by size,
but by purpose.

☻Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

☻We spend our days waiting for
the ideal path to appear in front of us.
But what we forget is that,
paths are made by walking, not by Waiting.

☻Always Listen To Your Elder’s Advice,
Not Because
They Are Always Right
But Because
They Have More Experience Of Being Wrong…!

☻Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up

☻A careless word may kindly strife.
The cruel word usually wrecks a life.
Timely words help level stress.
But it’s loving words that heal & Bless.

☻In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

☻Opinions Are Like Wrist Watches!!
Everyone’s Watch Shows
Different Time From Other
But
Everyone Believes That
Their Time Is Accurate … (;->

☻Life is not always smooth and soft. There may be narrow ways, up and downs, darkness and shadows. Overcome everything with wisdom and patience.

☻When we are angry,
we can change decision
but not feelings.
The changed decision
may give satisfaction
at that time.
But later it hurts our feelings a lot.

☻Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth

☻Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by the moments that take our breath away

☻Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes!.
Because Nobody Slips down by Hills..!!
But just Slips by Little Stone.

☻Never choose someone without understanding
&
Never loose someone bcoz of Misunderstanding.

☻To be most successful in life,
always forget the problems
that you faced in life,
but never forget the lessons
that those problems taught you…!

☻Da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

☻The secret of success
is 2% inspiration
and
98% dedication
and
determination.

☻Forgiveness does not change the past,
but it does enlarge the future.

☻No man in this world is rich enough
to buy his own past.
Enjoy each moment of your life
before it gets beyond reach.
Have Good Day!

☻Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!

☻Patience is not the ability to wait
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting,
knowing well that God makes everything
beautiful in his time.

☻Don’t spoil what you have
by desiring what you don’t have
coz what you have now
is one of the many things
you once desired for.
Good Day!

☻Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it's in the courage of getting thru them that makes life
challenging & exciting.

☻The true meaning of life is to plant trees
under who’s shade you do not expect to sit.

☻In life you don’t need many
relationships to b maintained.
You just need to say that
the relationship you have maintained
has life in it.

☻A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issue
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature Can win many good hearts.

☻Trust is the easiest thing in World to lose
& the hardest thing to get back.
To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.

☻if you ever want to succeed in your life:
"Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock."

☻3 Beautiful Quotes:
“Deepest feeling is always felt in silence”
“There is no true love without jealousy”
“A thing lost is valued the most always”

☻Don't just say "I LOVE YOU" to someone if you really don't love the person, because sometimes it may hurt people!

☻True Words:
If Everyone Is HaPpy With You,
Then SureLy You Might HaVe
Made Many C0mpromiSes In Your Life

☻Always REMEMBER to 4GET those things that make u sad
But nvr FORGET to REMEMBER those things that make u glad. :)

☻A good relation does not depend upon
how good understanding we have,
It rather depends upon how good we are
at avoiding the misunderstandings.

☻Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world!

☻Forgiveness is the glue,
that repairs broken relationships.

☻Nature has given to men one tongue,
but two ears, that we may hear
from others twice as much
as we speak.

☻Treat everyone with politeness
even those who are rude to you
not because they are not nice
but because YOU are nice.

☻Like all,
trust few,
follow none,
but Learn from everyone.

☻Happiness cant be found when you seek it for yourself
But when you give it to others
It finds its way back to you
that is the mystery of happiness
It grows when shared

☻If U Want To Gain Knowledge, Add Something Everyday 2 Ur Mind.
But If U Want To Gain Wisdom, Remove Something Everyday 4rm Ur Mind

☻When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.

☻Banta: You know,
husband & wife are not allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I know.
That’s why it is called heaven!

☻Ups & Downs,
Unexpected Results & Problems Are A Part Of Life.
Never Lose Hope In Any Condition
Because
The Darkness Of Night Always Finishes With Light Of Day

☻Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

☻A famous poet Eliot said,
when u get little
u want more
when u get more
u desire even more
but when u lose it
u realise
“Little”
was enough

☻It is easy to love the people
far away. It is not always
easy to love those close to us.
Bring love into your home
for this is where our love
for each other must start.

☻Old concept: Do or Die
New concept: Do before you die
Latest concept: Don’t die, until you do

☻Never ever reject any girls in your life..!
Because,
A good girls gives you happiness.
and
Bad girls gives you experience!

☻Compromising doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your relationship
much more then your ego.

☻Reality:
“Sometimes people are nothing.
You make them something!
And when they become something.
They feel that you are nothing.

☻ANGER is a condition
in which the tongue
works faster than
the mind.
SMILE is an action
which makes everything work faster except
the tongue.
Keep Smiling…

☻“This is a funny world where they make
Lemon Juices with
Artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with
Real Lemon.”

☻Sometimes a blank paper
tells you a whole story and
at times even a book lacks the meanings,
It is true that words are important but
silence increase the worth of the some words.!

☻“The dream is not wat u see in sleep,dream s d thing which does not let U sleep…..

☻A Blind Man once asked a Wise man:
Can there be anything worse
than losing your Eye Sight?
The Wise Man replied: Yes.. losing your VISION

☻Shakespeare said:
I Always Feel Happy.
You know Why…?
I Don’t Expect Anything from Anyone.
Because..,
Expectations Always Hurts..!!!

☻Silence is the fence around wisdom
If you foot slips,
You can always regain your balance
But
If your tongue slips,
You can never recall the words

☻You are the only answer
to the question of your life. You are the only key to
the lock of your future.

☻DISTANCE never separates any relation
&
TIME never builds any relation.
If FEELINGS are TRUE & HONEST,
Then relations always remain there.

☻A well wisher is not 1 who meets you everyday
and talks with you everyday.
A well wisher is 1 who may or may not meet you,
but always thinks of you & your happiness.

☻Never Blame any Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..

☻Past is experience,
Present is experiment,
Future is expectation.
So use experience in your experiment to achieve your expectation

☻Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good
value create a value of your own

☻Never leave the one you like for the one you love.
Because the one you like will leave you for the one they love!!!!

☻FACT: A tear burns hundred drops of blood
when it comes out of an eye.
Crying for someone means your gradually dying for someone.
SO ALWAYS VALUE SOMEONES TEARS
for you.

☻If the looser keeps his smile,
then the winner will lose the thrill of victory,
Be stronger at each step of life.

☻Some promises are always unbroken
Some memories are always unwritten
Feel the magic of true relation and You’ll realize
that true feelings are always Unspoken…

☻Mother Terasa :
“Don’t expect your FRIEND to be aÂ Perfect person”
But, “Help your FRIEND to become aÂ Perfect person.”..

☻Thought of the day-

Dont let someone become a priority in your life
when you are an option for them

Wisdom SMS

2010-02-02T21:02:00.000+05:30

☻A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things.

☻life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it

☻Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly

☻Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off

☻If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything

☻da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream

☻To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the
world

☻It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not

☻Be yourself, there are enough other people

☻dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile

☻if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation!

☻FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!..

☻A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

☻Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late!

☻Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay

☻What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place?

☻You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more

☻2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best.

☻If you are the flame you can't be burned

☻Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present!

☻Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

☻The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.

☻If love isnt a game then why are there so many players?

☻u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv

☻have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops

☻they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles

☻Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.

☻People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out.

☻God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other

☻Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

☻True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending!

☻Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies.

☻Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do!

☻If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.

☻love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

☻Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out

☻It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another

☻Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart

☻love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION!

☻*In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself...

☻You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.

☻the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else

☻People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become.

☻Children playin outside cars can cause accidents.but adults playin inside cars can cause children by accident!

☻Boys should tell their trousers that it ‘s rude to point

☻be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart.for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

☻Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when your are old.

☻When you finally find the perfect guy you think to yourself why isn't he taken?

☻boys r like mascara, dey run on da first sign of emotion

☻while w8ing 4 d right person 2 come- play & hav fun with d wrong 1.but b careful with who u play with bcoz dat person mite b d right 1 all along

☻If you fool me once shame on you.If you fool me twice shame on me.

☻Guys are like roses- watch out for the pricks

Wife SMS

2010-02-02T21:00:00.000+05:30

☻A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

☻She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.

☻Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

☻Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

☻what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror.

☻What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

☻Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

☻Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

☻Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

☻A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Angry Husband: Do not let the animal in me come out!
Wife: who is scared of a mouse!

☻Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours
.
.
365 days,
.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you
.
.
.
.
Get Married…

☻A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
dresses
&
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D

☻Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

☻wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

☻No knowledge without college
No life without wife
wife is a knife which cuts your life
So, Never select a wife in your college life…

☻Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem [...]

☻A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

☻It’s an old saying.
Keep away the tension while sleeping.
.
.
.
But I don’t know why people
still sleeping with their wives.

☻Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law:
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.”
Smart Father-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”

☻HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

☻Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

☻LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

☻Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
.
.
.
Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them

☻The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

☻Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

☻A recently fired
stock trader said …
“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

☻A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

☻A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars
and beat me till I’m half dead.

☻Discoveries and Inventions by Men And Women
Men discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

☻A man approaches to
a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.
Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?
Woman said Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears from somewhere.

☻what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.

☻An Economist explains the reason for having 2 wives…
“Monopoly is Always Damaging…!!!
And…
“Competition Improves Service…!

☻When a wife was asked: What book do you like the most?
She answers: My husband’s cheque book.

☻Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W” ?
Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..
What ?
why ?
who ?
when ?
which ?
where ?
whom ?
women?:-D

☻Husband and wife on picnic.
there was a donkey eating grass.
Wife said: See your relative eating grass, Say Hi
Husband said: Hello father-in-law.

☻Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.

☻Always listen to your wife
She gives Sound Advice
99% Sound and 1% Advice.

☻Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

☻Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!

☻When a man steals your wife
there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.

☻One tree can start a forest,
One smile can start a friendship
One touch can show love and care
One person like you can make life worth living!

☻What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!

☻Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.

☻Love is like a long sweet dream
and marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dreams till your
alarm wakes you up.
Happy Unmarried Life.

☻I love you not because of who you are,
But because of who I am when I am with you.

☻:: Before Marriage ::
Boy: Finally the day come
Girl: Would you leave me?
Boy: No way don’t ever think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes of course
Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?
Boy: No, not at all.
Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Oh, Dear
:: After Marriage ::
Read it [...]

☻Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.

☻One of the true and nice saying:-
“The most beautiful clothes
that a woman can wear
are the arms of the man
who loves her.

☻Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?

☻Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.

☻Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

☻Sardar: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Friend: how..?
Sardar: yesterday I went home.
and I put my hands on her eyes.
She said: Its you the watchman.

☻Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do..?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies..?
Sardar: Put them in our swiming pool.
Servant: But there is no swiming pool in [...]

☻For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
or
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple’s first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
But
We won’t find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!

☻Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights

☻Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available

☻Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it.

☻You know why
the spelling of Women starts with W..?
Because
All questions in the world starts with W..!
Such as.
who
why
what
when
which
whom
where
wife…?

☻Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASWORD TOO SHOT”

☻A wife hit her husband with a frying pan.
Husband: What was that for..?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is [...]

☻Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like
wrestling with a Pig in mud.
After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty
& the pig is enjoying !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

☻Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

☻Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

☻Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

☻Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

☻Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

☻Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!

☻Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

☻My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

What If SMS Msgs

2010-02-02T20:52:00.002+05:30

☻if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u

☻If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

☻If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

☻If Love & Friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

☻If water was a kiss id send u the sea.if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!

☻If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!

☻if u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart- u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart

☻If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!

Weekend SMS

2010-02-02T20:52:00.001+05:30

☻Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday
Thankful Thursday
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday,
Sweetest Sunday.

Happy Weekend

☻Hey, have a wonderful week end.

Can you smell Friday?

I tell ya . . .. It’s Friday!!!

I can smell it. . . . the weekend’s getting closer!!!
Keep going . .. it’s nearly the weekend

Put your hands in da air and wave ‘em like you just don’t care. . . . cause

IT’S Friday!

It’s time to do the Friday dance

☻Change Does Not Happen
When Circumstances
IMPROVE,
Change HAPPENS When
YOU DECIDE to Improve
Your Circumstances.!.
Have a Nice Day
and a Happy Weekend.

Urdu SMS

2010-02-01T23:44:00.000+05:30

☻Yeh Aarzu thi k aisa bhi kuch huwa hota,
Meri Kami nay , Tujhey bhi Rula dia hota,
Main Laut Aata Teri Simt Ek Lamhain main,
Tere Labon nay Mera Naam to Lia hota

☻Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

☻Wo rafta rafta bhoolta ja raha hai mujhy shahzad
kbi jo kehta tha k tum to
sansson k sath chalte ho...

☻Meri nigah-e-kamal ka intikhab ho tum wafaa k pholon main haseen gulab ho tum Log kehty hain doston main wafa nahi hoti.
Logon k sab sawalon ka jawab ho tum

☻jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye

☻PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

☻Kitna hai zaalim zamana har ek raaz ko chupana parta hai. Dil me ho ghum magar bhari mehfil me muskurana parta hai.

☻raiza raiza hai mera aks to hairat kya hai MOHSIN

ainaa mera salamat hai to phr toota kya hai...?

☻Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

☻Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai

☻Yeh raasta agar lamba hai tou kia hai

Yeh waqt agar guzar jaaye tou kia hai

Iss sooraj ko tou dhalna hai kabhie

Yeh aaj hi dhal jaaye tou kia hai

Iss tadapti dhoop ki pukar suni

Yeh tez leher mein gharoob ho jaaye tou kia hai

Yeh raasta baraf ki tarah hai thanda

Iss par paer phisil jaaye tou kia hai

Ehsaas dard ko ab hota hai nahin

Dil ko koi kuchal jaaye tou kia hai.

☻PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai..Mil kar khush hue to kya hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai..

☻Musafir to bicharte hain rfaqat kab badlti hai
Mohabbat zinda rehti hai mohabbat kab badlti hai
Tumhi ko chahte hain ham tumhi se pyaar karte hain
Ye hi barson se aadat hai or aadat kab badlti hai

☻koi khafa ho gaya koi juda ho gaya yeh chane wale loogon ko kya ho gaya jis sajde main tume mangna tha afsoos woh sajda he muj se kaza ho gaya

☻wo mairy ankh ka sapna hay agar wo samjhay
wo mairy zaat ka hisa hay agar wo samjhay
phol say khushboo juda nhe hoty jis tarhan
us ka or maira aisa rishta hay agar wo samjhay

☻Khizan k mosam mai lutf-e-bahar leta hun;
Gham-e-hayat ko hans k guzar leta hun;
Gulon se rang sitaron se roshni lai kr;
Jamal-e-yar ka naqsha utar leta hun;

☻Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerna chour diya

☻jab jab hume piyas lagti hai,
unke anay ki aas lagti hai,
unki deewangi mein ho gain itne deewane,
k her ladki ki ammi saas lagti hai

☻Buht hi mudat k baad kal jab
kitab-e-maazi ko meine khola
buht se chehray nazr mei utray
buht se namoon pe dil paseja
aik aisa safha bhe usme aya
likha huwa tha jo ansuoon se
k jiska unwan "HUMSAFAR" tha
jo safha sabse hi mautabar tha
kch aur ansu phr us pe tapkay
phr us se agay mei parh na paya
kitab-e-mazi ko bandh kar k
tumhare baton mei kho gaya mei
agr tu milta to kaisa hota
Inhi khayalon mei soo gaya mei.

☻Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.

☻Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

☻Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

☻Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

☻Apni surat ka kabhi to dedar de
Tarap raha hoon ab aur na intezar de
Apni awaz nahe suna sakti to kia hoa
Kam sy kam aik kiscall he mar de.

☻ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

☻aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai ..

☻Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....

☻YAAD JITNA TU AaI
DAARD BAHR TA HE JAY
TU MELAY TU BATAOON DARD DILL KA MAIN KHAL
YAAD TERI NAI MUJH KO KEYA HAI NADAHAL
BHIR MAIN HOON MAIN TANHA YAAD TERI MAIN GOM HOON YAAD JINTNA TU AaI DARD BHARTA HE JAI

☻Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

☻Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the, kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya...

True Love SMS

2010-02-01T23:31:00.000+05:30

☻i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

☻Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

☻i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

☻Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u

☻There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

☻I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

☻if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

☻Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart

☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

☻Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

☻Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

☻True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

☻It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

☻U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

☻1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

☻Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend

☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

☻There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

TEXT SMS INSULTS

2010-02-01T16:24:00.000+05:30

☻Them: You:	Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener

☻Them: You:	I never forget a face Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception

☻Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

☻Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

☻Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

☻Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

☻He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

☻I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

☻Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

☻Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

☻If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

☻If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

☻Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

☻Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

☻Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

☻Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

☻Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

☻Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

☻Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

☻I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

☻You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

☻Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

☻Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

☻Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

☻Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

☻You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

☻All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

☻I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

☻You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

☻He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

☻Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

☻If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

☻You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

☻You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

☻I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

☻Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

☻Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

☻Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

☻I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

☻Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

☻I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

☻Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

☻You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

☻I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

☻Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

☻I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

☻4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!

☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

☻This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!

☻I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..

☻As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

☻Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not...

☻My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...

☻Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

☻ Do I look like a damn people person?

☻This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting

☻Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

☻Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.

☻Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

☻Let's be honest with each other . . .
we've both come here for the same reasons.

☻Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

☻Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

☻Don't let you mind wander
- it's far too small to be let out on its own

☻He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

☻I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

☻Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

☻If your face had "Welcome" written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat

☻If you put your face by a door,
no one would ever come in

☻Your face is such a mess,
when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

☻Your face is such a mess,
why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

☻Them: Here's 10p - go and tell your mum you're not coming home
You: Here's a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener

☻Them: I never forget a face
You: Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception

☻Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?

☻Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

☻Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

☻Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

☻Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

☻He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

☻I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

☻Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

☻If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

☻If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

☻Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

☻Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

☻Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

☻Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

☻I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

☻You're about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

☻You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

☻Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

☻May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

☻Are you typing with your forehead, again?

☻He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

☻Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

☻A rose by any other name still has thorns.

☻There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

☻Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

☻Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

☻Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

☻There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.

☻He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

☻You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

☻He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.

☻His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.

☻A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

☻People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them

☻When he dies, they'll bury him face down, so that he can see where he's going.

☻He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

☻He'll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

☻He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

☻You couldn't warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

☻We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

☻You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

☻Gravity doesn't exist. Earth sucks.

☻He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

☻People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

☻Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

☻Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

☻Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

☻Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

☻For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

☻He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

☻He's running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

☻You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

☻Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

☻Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

☻If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor.

☻Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.

☻Is that a comeback? For fuck's sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.

☻He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.

☻Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

TXT & SMS CHAT UP LINES

2010-02-01T03:04:00.001+05:30

HAHA...THESE BABIES NEVER FAIL

☻Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

☻Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

☻There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

☻I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

☻Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

☻Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later.

☻Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.

☻Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

☻Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!

☻I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?

☻Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!

☻Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!

☻Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?

☻I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed

☻I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

☻Is it hot in here or is it you?

☻Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

☻How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

☻I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

☻My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

☻Get your coat love, you've pulled.

☻I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!

☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

☻You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming

☻Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?

☻Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?

☻Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there

☻If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

☻Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.

☻Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!

☻I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...

☻You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

☻Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

☻Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!

☻You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

☻do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again

☻if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me

☻My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.

☻"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day

☻There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

☻if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together

☻ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?

☻is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

☻U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!

☻im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock

Teachers Day SMS

2010-02-01T03:01:00.000+05:30

☻You are the best Teacher in this world.
Wherever I may go in my life,
I will always remember that
I had an excellent guide
in the form of a teacher, You.

☻When it comes to teaching
no one can compete with you.
Happy teachers day.

☻Dear Teacher,
Thanks for making us what we are today.
Happy teachers Day

☻You Guided Me When I Was Lost
You Suported Me
When I Was Weak
You Have Enlightened me all through..

☻Today . What I am is just because of you sir
Happy Teachers Day

☻I may not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

☻I found
guidance,
friendship,
discipline
and
love,
everything, in one person.
And that person is you
“Happy Teachers Day”

☻You are a wonderful teacher
who proved that learning can be joyous
and pleasant experience
wishing you a HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY

☻I found guidance, friendship, discipline and love, everything, in one person. And that person is you (name of your teacher)
“Happy Teachers Day!”

☻Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts. Happy Teachers Day

☻The Award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to You. Happy Teachers day!!

☻We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as You.... Happy Teacher's Day...!!

☻Thanks for being a true mentor of our hearts.
Happy Teachers day

☻We will always be thankful to you
For all the hard work and efforts
You have put in, for educating us.
“Happy Teachers Day!”

☻Teacher is a person who always helps everybody
to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students
when they have problems
Thanks for being there Madam/Sir….
“Happy Teachers Day”

☻The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called “truth.

☻May not say it always.
But, I mean it whenever I say it.
Thank You Teacher
For all the things you have done for me.
Happy Teachers Day!

☻The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple.

☻A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.

☻The way you teach…
The knowledge you share…
The care you take…
The love you shower..
Makes you…
The world’s best teacher…
“Happy Teacher’s Day!”

☻Remember all words he say
Words to make you social
Words to make you special
He is our teacher
He is our guide
Lets make him feel pride

☻The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.

☻The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called “truth.”

☻Teaching is the profession that teaches all the other professions.

☻We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children

☻You are not only our teacher
You are our friend, philosopher and guide
All molded into one person
We will always be grateful for your support
Happy Teachers Day!

☻We will always be thankful to you
For all the hard work and efforts
You have put in, for educating us.
Happy Teachers Day!

☻Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.

☻When it comes to teaching
No one can compete with you.
Happy Teachers Day!

☻Teaching is the only major occupation of man for which we have not yet developed tools that make an average person capable of competence and performance. In teaching we rely on the “naturals,” the ones who somehow know how to teach.

☻One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.

☻If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he might have some conception of the classroom teacher’s job.

Sweet SMS

2010-02-01T03:00:00.000+05:30

☻I have a little angel flying around with a hammer, each person she hits get a little bit of my love...I hope she beats the hell out of you...!

☻you look sweet wen you read my messages.
youlook sweeter wen you read my message and smile.
you look sweetest when you read my messages, smile and reply.
So, try to look sweetest.

☻Alwys B Creful
DEF
Dnt Evr Frgt me
JKLM
Jst Kip Luvng Me
NOPQRSTUVWXYZ
kya q b2?
No Odr Prsn Quite Rsonble Shal Trit U Vry Wel Xcp Me,Yul Zee!naks..

☻When starlights twinkle and play,a warm gud night I always say
sleep tight I sincerely pray,In yor dreams i wil stay to
bring you smile for the coming day.

☻Life is at its weakest when there's more doubts than trust; But life is at its strongest when you learn how to trust inspite of the doubts.

☻My day start with ur name and my day stop with ur name I cant hold my self just thinking about u that how much I love you, if you wanna know about this. Just search my self in ur heart.

☻I know things have to be the way they are
yet my heart longs for more
you have touched my life in ways
it has never been touched before.

☻Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did.

☻Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me ur details today. I gave them ur address n mobile number. They will be visiting u soon. Their names r Joy & happiness.

☻you came into my life unexpectedly
and everything took a turn for the better
your warm eyes, your laugh
the sincere way you speak
and the kindness u showed me
all became a part of my life.

☻Another month, Another year, Another smile, Another tear, Another winter, A summer too... but there will never be......... Another YOU!

☻Tonight we made a memory
even though people filled the room
We ate popcorn, touched and smiled
there was only two . . me and you.

☻U may miss me, U may ignore me, U may even forget me, But one day if u wanna c me, Dont search, just c ur shadow, i wil be there...Trust Me!!

☻A Wonderful saying
Trying to forget someone you love is like
Trying to remember someone you've never met..

☻Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defines all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind, love sees byt doesn't mind.

☻you must be a good runner because you are
always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss you Always...

☻Forward this message to ten people U'll get nothing its true, its working, even I did'nt get anything ! Except a lovely SMILE from YOUR face....

☻Never change your originality for the sake of others
becoz it is your world & none can play your role better than you in this world so be your self.

☻Dreaming of you makez my nite worth while.
Thinking of you makez me Smyle.
Having you is the best thing ever n
Loving you is what I plan to do forever

☻A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like you making my everyday seems so great.

☻Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

☻A friend is sweet whn it is new...
it is sweeter wen it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is you..

☻I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

☻If I reach for your hand, ll you hold it?
If I hold out my arms, ll you hug me?
If I go for your lips, ll you kiss me?
If I capture your heart, ll you lov me?

☻I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

☻If I got your smile, I do not need flowers,
If I got your voice, I do not need music,
If you speak to me I do not need anybody else,
If you are my friennd I do not need the world!

Story Messages

2010-02-01T02:59:00.000+05:30

☻Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

☻chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

☻A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

☻Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

☻an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too

Special You Messages

2010-02-01T02:58:00.000+05:30

☻Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1

☻I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

☻A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!

☻Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!

☻i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

☻As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!

☻I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!

☻I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place

Sorry SMS

2010-02-01T02:57:00.000+05:30

☻I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.

☻Forgiveness is a sign that the

person who has wronged

you means more to you

than the wrong they have dealt.

☻if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....

☻What's done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you.

☻Sorry May Have Become

"Just Another Word",

But With

T E A R S

It Means The World.

☻4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,

Not This Time

☻G O O D B Y E

Is

Easier

Then

Admitting

I

Was

W r o n g.

☻Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt bcoz of U & Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!

☻I’m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I’m sorry you must carry this burden. I’m sorry for everything!

☻Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I’m so sorry

☻I'm not supposed to love you,
I'm not supposed to care,
I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there.
I'm not supposed to wonder where you are
or what you do...
I'm sorry I can't help myself,
I'm in love with you.”

☻If You Ask Me How Many Times

My Heart Has Been Broken,

Then I Ask You To Look Up

At The Sky One Night,

And Count The Stars.

☻There Is A

[L.O.V.E]

That Could Fall

D/O/W/N

Like

R*A*I*N.

Let Forgiveness Wash Away The

((Pain))

☻SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….

☻A Good Apology has 3 Parts - 1) Im Sorry.. 2) It’s my Fault.. 3) How do I make it right? well.. unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..

☻Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced....

☻saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks! Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry. It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul. It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy. :)

☻I'm sorry may not mean that much to you, but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me ! Please forgive me ?

☻How can I begin to say I`m sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me.I’m sorry.

☻As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

☻I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.

☻Remember the good times we had spent together,
and the beautiful future we had dreamy of…
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us…
Please let us bridge the gaps…

☻We Love ourself even after making so many mistakes,
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes?
Strange but TRUE!
So make habbit of FORGIVING.

☻I have commited a sin to make you sad,
and am realising that am very bad,
so, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me

☻I'm sorry for blaming you...
For everything I just couldn't do…
And I've hurt myself by hurting you…
There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again…
Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there…
It's hard to say goodbye when i ...

☻It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn't have this and I didn't have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.

☻His neighbor is a tooth-drawer. That bag at his girdle is full of the teeth that he drew at Winchester fair. I warrant that there are more sound ones than sorry, for he is quick at his work and a trifle dim in the eye.

☻These two things are come unto thee; who shall be sorry for thee? desolation, and destruction, and the famine, and the sword: by whom shall I comfort thee? / Thy sons have fainted, they lie at the head of all the streets, as a wild bull in a net: they are full of the fury of the LORD, the rebuke of thy God.

☻I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

☻I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.

☻The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

SMS Shayari

2010-02-01T02:56:00.000+05:30

☻Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

☻Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,
Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

☻Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

☻Na saathi na humsafar hai koi,
Na kisike hum na hamara hai koi,
Par aapko dekh ke keh sakate hai,
Ek pyaara sa dost hamara bhi hai koi.

☻Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti, Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti, Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka, to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..

☻Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Ikraar mein suron ki barsaat nahi hoti,
Nigahein bayan kar deti hai saari dastaan,
Dosti lafzon ki mohataaz nahi hoti.

☻Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne, aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne. Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne, par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.

☻Rishto ne har qadam pe imtihaan liya,
Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya,
Zindagi se phir bhi shikayat nahi,
Kyuki zindagi ne aap jaise dost bhi diya.

☻Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere, jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri, isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

☻Meri “Dosti” woh rang hai jo aap chuda nahi paoge,
Bas itni gujarish hai aapse ki “SURF EXCEL” se mat dhona,
Varna doondte reh jaoge

☻Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.
Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

☻Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhai’n
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
December Ki Pehli Barsaat

☻Ye pyari nigahein yaad rahengi, milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula dun, aur umar bhar tumhe bhi meri yaad rahegi.

☻Tum mujhe kabhi dil kabhi aakhon se pukaro, Ye hothon ke taqaluf to zamane ke liye hain.

☻Zindagi Ki Duain Na Do Dost,
Zindagi Kis Ko Raaz Aaye Hain,
Aap Tho Kanton Ki Baat Karte Ho,
Hum Ne Tho Phoolon Se Chot Khai Hain,
Kabhi Aansoon Mein Dhal Ke,
Kabhi Sher O Nagma Banke,
Milti Hain Naaz Ko Zindgai,
Kai Karvate Badal Kar…!

☻Dosti insan ki zaroorat hai, dilon pe dosti ki huqumat hai, aap ke pyar ki wajah se zinda hain warna khuda ko bhi hamari zaroorat hai.

☻Kuch Log Hum Se Khafa Hain,
Jane Kya Hui Hum Se Khata Hain.
Na Woh Hamein Yaad Karte Hain ,
Na Woh Hum Se Baat Karte Hain.
Shayad Yeh Hamari Chahat Ka Aasar Hai,
Jis Ko Chahate Hain Woh Hi Hum Se Juda Hain.

☻Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gham nahi, par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi..

☻Dil Ke Mandir Mein Mera Naam Liya Tha Kisne,
Main To Patthar Tha Mujhe Mom Kiya Tha Kisne,
Bewafa Mujhko Tu Kehta Magar Ye To Bata,
Aakhri Saans Talak Pyar Kiya Tha Kisne.

☻Is se pehle ki dilo me nafrat jaage, aao ek shaam mohabbat me bita di jaye.... Karke kuch mohabbat ki baatein, Is shaam ki masti badha di jaye.

☻Nafarat unse karo jo bhulana jante ho,Gussa unse karo jo manana jante ho,Pyar unse karo jo dil lutana jante ho,Aur dosti unse karo jo nibhana jante ho

☻Ja raha hu marne ko Aaj man udas haiyad nahi kiya aaj usne jisse mujhe aas hai mujhe bhul gaya wojo dil ko khas hai chal chal SMS kar,ye sab BAKWAS hein.

☻Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.

☻Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.

☻Jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya hai, kasam khuda ki wahin dhokha khaya hai. Kyon dosh dete hein hum kanto ko... Zakham to humne phulo se paaya hai.

☻Har daag, daag nahi hota, har dost "Wafadar" nahi hota, Yeh to "DIL" milne ki baat hai Varna saat fero me bhi ["PYAAR"] nahi hota.

☻Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko. Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

☻Nazar se dor rehne wale ne mujhe dilse bhi dur kardiya, kabhi wada kiya tha mujhe hamesha hasane ka ,aaj usiki yaadon ne humko rone k liye majbur kardiya.,

☻Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi.

☻Dil Hi Dil Mein,Unhe Chahte Hai,
Dil Hi Dil Mein,Unhe Pyaar Karte Hai,
Mushkil Hai Unka Raah Se Guzarna,
Fir Bhi Har Mod Pe,Unka Intezaar Karte Hai

☻Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne. Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne. Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe; aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

☻Kisse Se Mange Dawa Zakhmon Ki
Sabhi Ne Chotein Khaain Hai
Kisi Ka Sanam Bewafa Hai To
Kisi Ka Sajan Harzaai Hai

☻Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila; na saathi, na humsafar mila. Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye; jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.

☻Khoob Gaye Pardes,
Ke Apne Deewaron-Dar Bhool Gaye….
Sheesh Mahal Ne Aisa Ghera
Mitti Ki Ghar Bhool Gaye
Uski Galiyoon Se Jab Laute
Apna Bhi Ghar Bhool Gaye

☻Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai? Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?

☻Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta, yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta.

☻Muskrahat To Baant Te Hai Sub
Ghum Mein Bass Dost Pass Aate Hain
Ye Haqeeqat Hai Mere Dost, Maan Lo Is Ko
Ashq Aankhon Mein Hi To Aate Hain

☻Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi, mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi..

☻Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, isi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi..

☻Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..
Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga..

☻Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda, zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda, vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka, subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.

☻Agar Pana Hai Manzil Ko
Apna Rehnuma Khud Ban
Wo Aksar Bhakat Jate Hain
Jinhe Sahara Mil Gaya

☻Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.

☻Aayi Jo Zindagi Mein
Meri Inquilab Aagaya
Murde Jaise Dil Mein
Jaan Aagayee

☻Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

☻Marishun To Khud Maut Ne Mate Jan Thai Jashun
Rahishu Aag Main To Pan Baag No Saman Thai Jashun
Uchhala Mari Amne Pachha Na Val O Sagar
Kinaro Aavshe To Ame Khud Tofan Thai Jashun

☻Bolti hai dosti, chup rehta hai pyar. Hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. Milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. Phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hain pyar??

☻Gair Ko Dard Sunaane Ki
Kya Zaruurat Hain?
Apane Zagade Mein Zamaane
Ki Kya Zaruurat Hain?

☻Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, to hass kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.

☻Hum Gam Mei Baite The,Wo Hass Raha Tha
Hum Ro Rahe The Wo Muskura Raha Tha
Unki Baraat Aa Rahi Thii Mera Janaza Ja Raha Tha

☻Bheeg jaati hain palkein tanhayi mein, darte hain koi jaan na le. Pasand karte hain tez barsaat mein chalna, kahi rote hue ko koi pehchaan na le.

☻Kaair Hun Nisbato Ki Nazar Mujhse Mang Lo
Udne Ki Arzu Hai To Par Mujhse Mang Lo
Ek Ghar Hai Dil Ka, Dusra Ghar Hai Nigah Ka
In Do Gharo Mein Koi Bhee Ghar Mujhse Mang Lo

☻Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain, hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain. Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain, hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

☻Sochte The Mar Jayainge Agar Wo Naa Mile
Par Unhone Har Humse Juthe Waade The Kiye
Har Lamha Hame Baaton Se Behlate Rahe
Dekho Behlane Ke Bahane Hamari Umr Badhate Rahe

☻Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

☻Hum Gam Mei Baite The,Wo Hass Raha Tha
Hum Ro Rahe The Wo Muskura Raha Tha
Unki Baraat Aa Rahi Thii Mera Janaza Ja Raha Tha

☻Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.

☻Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.

☻Fizao ke badalne ka intazar nahi karte, Andhiyo ke rukne ka intazar nahi karte, SMS kar dete hai hum har roz, Hum kanjus ke sms ka intazar nahi karte.

☻Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

☻majbur the halat se mohhabat jata na sake, khate rhe hum. ZAKHAM HUM kisi ko bta na ske. chahto ki had se chaha use, sirf apna dil nikal kar dikha na ske

☻Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

☻Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

☻Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

☻Har kadam pe aapka ehsaas chahiye, Mujhe aapka saath apne paas chahiye, Khuda bhi ro pade hamari judai se,
Aisa ek rista khaas chahiye.

☻Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

☻Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama-Mama kehke bulaate hain.

☻Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta, apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

☻Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

☻Dil mein aapki yaad basane ke liye, Pura dil khali karna pada, Magar dil itna chota padgaya ki, Dhadkan pe bhi aapka naam likhna pada.

☻Pyara sa ehsas ho tum, har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum, mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.... Kuch khas ho tum.

☻Kash tum chanda aur mein sitara hota, Aasman par ek aashiyana hamara hota, Loog tumhe door bahut door se dekhte, Aur tumhe chune ka haaq sirf hamara hota.

☻Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
Humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
Is umeed ke saath ki ayega SMS aapka,
Humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hein.

☻Kismaat hum pe itni ehasan kar jaye, Yeh saare haseen khwaab haqeekat ban jaye, Na karenge dua koi aur khuda se, Agar zindagi ke safar mein aapka saath mil jaye.

☻Unka ashiyana dil mein basa rakha hai,
Unki yadon ko seene se laga rakha hai,
Pata nahi yaad aate hain wohi kyun,
Vaise dost to hamne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.

☻Bin badal barsath nahi hota, Suraj dube bina raat nahi hota, Issi liye yaar kisika dil nahi todna, Kyon ki dil tutne ki kabi awaz nahi hota

☻Naa hume aapse sikwa hai, na sikayat hai, Hume to baas aap hi se chahat hai, Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse, Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki ad

☻Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,

☻Ashq pochkar mere, Hasaya hai mujhe, Meri galti thi fir bhi, Seene se lagaya hai mujhe, Kaise pyaar na ho aise dost se, Jiski dosti ne jeena sikhaya hai mujhe

☻Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai na taal hai,
Msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

☻Apni Mast nigah me doob jaane de Ghaalib,
Bara Haseen Samandar hai yeh khudkushi ke liye..

☻Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

☻Zindagi se koi cheez udhar nahi mangi main ne Ghaalib,
Kafan bhi lenge to zindagi apni de kar..!!

☻Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK ban.

SMS Poems

2010-02-01T02:54:00.000+05:30

BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I'll have to take a bite of you.

UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier

STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased time to become you

DOVE
when the moon shine from the heaven above,
i open my dove a i lyin the floor

KISS
if kisses wer rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a frnd id send u me!

HUH?
As i lie on my bed and look at the stars, and the moon, and the sky... i wonder...
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?!?!?!?

BOOK OF LIFE
Starting a new day,
Starting a new life,
Starting a new page,
In the Endless Book of Life.

LETTING GO
if i luv sum1 let them go...
if they return it was meant to b...
if they dont their luv was never yours 2 begin wif

FORGET ME NOT
forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

SENT WITH A SMILE
god in heaven,
god above
please protect the one i love,
sent with a smile,
sealed with a kiss,
i love the one who is reading this

STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

FOUND YOU
I love you up from heaven
down to the ground
I'm really glad
to have you found

ANGEL
last night an angel walked into my room. I asked him to watch over you.
but he came back I asked him why he said:an angel doesn't watch over another angel

DONT4GET
Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always ur friend. DONT 4GET!

HOW MUCH U MEAN 2 ME
If i go 2 heaven an ur not der i'll write ur name on evry stair 4 all 2 c how much u mean 2 me

ALL THE TIME
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time.

TOO MUCH!
when God gave us friendships he tried to be fair, but when i got you, i got more than my share!

2 GOOD 2 B TRUE
they say sugar is sweet and honey is too but baby wot do i call u? ur sexier than sexy and hotter than that there's only one name 4 u and thats 2 good 2 b true

FALL
U can fall from the sky
U can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
is in love with me.

4EVER
u r me, and i is u for eva our love will be true

MEANT 2 B
i love u babe i really do, i love the times when im with u, the way u say that u love me, i think that this was meant to be

STOLEN
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it!

DONT MESS WITH ME
here's my halo
made of glass
mess with me
and i'll kick ur ass

MA HUNI
Gifts r given @ b'days, chocs @ valentine, roses 2 say sorry, luv is shown wid kisses, but da reason 4 sending dis is.... cuz UR MA HUNI!!

LUV U
I love u wen u r sad.
I love u wen u r happy.
I love u wen u r teasing.
I love u wen u r laughing.
I love u wen u r angry.
I love u wen u love love me.

KISS 2 U
a kiss to you
from you know who
they say you knew me

COZ
It must have been a rainy day! when u were bourn heaven was crying coz it lost it's most beautiful angel...

AMONG THE STARS
Among the stars you´re the one that shines the most.Among the winds you´re the one that brings the warm air.Among the people you´re the one who I wanna give a rose.

MISS U
i miss u
r u miss me
its u know or God know
but i know about my heart and brain
that is crying everytime for u.
dont froget me.

I MISS U
I miss u wen ur far away,i fink bout u evry nite n day i really cant believe its true dat 1 day ill b bak wth u.

LOVE ME
Love me,
dont hate me!
Your love is my life,
Your hate is my death!

FALLING
You can fall from the sky.
You can fall from a tree but you will get hurt.
But falling in love with me is like falling in heaven!

EVRY NITE
Every night when I look at the moon, it reminds me of you, how you can see the same moon. It makes me sometimes sad because I can see the moon, but I can´t see you.

LEARN 2 LUV
Learn 2 love the people who are willing to love U at present.4get the people in the past & tnk dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U have right now.