TXT & SMS CHAT UP LINES

HAHA...THESE BABIES NEVER FAIL

☻Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.

☻Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

☻There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!

☻I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!

☻Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.

☻Hey let's go fuck and do the talking later. ☻Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising. ☻Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? ☻Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight! ☻I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat? ☻Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox! ☻Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! ☻Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway? ☻I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed ☻I lost my phone number, can I have yours? ☻Is it hot in here or is it you? ☻Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? ☻If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ☻How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? ☻I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. ☻My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. ☻Get your coat love, you've pulled. ☻I didn't believe in angels until I meet you! ☻I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? ☻You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming ☻Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized? ☻Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman? ☻Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there ☻If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours ☻Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard. ☻Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that! ☻I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free... ☻You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! ☻Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! ☻Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem! ☻You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? ☻do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again ☻if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me ☻My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast. ☻"r ur legs tired"? coz uve been runnin through my mined all day ☻There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another? ☻if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together ☻ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight? ☻is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ? ☻U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya! ☻im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock