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☻To do ist to be (Socrates). To be is to do (Plato). Do be do be do (Sinatra)

☻It's the one who won't be taken, who can not seem to give.

☻It's the soul afraid of dying ... That never learns to live

☻It's the dream afraid of waking, that never takes the change.

☻It's the heart afraid of breaking ... that never learns to dance.

☻Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine. 9 months later they say it's not mine !

☻Action without vision is only passing time, vision without action is merely day dreaming, but vision with action can change the world - Nelson Mandela

☻Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last!

☻Don't drink and drive home!! Take a joint and fly home!! ☻Home is where the heart is born, lives and dies but still goes on ! ☻Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if at first you don't succeed, fuck this world and smoke some weed. ☻If you really wanna get stoned, drink wet cement. ☻Shit happens, life goes on! ☻Free your mind the rest will follow. ☻Work sucks ... Ladies go to work. ☻A beginning is a very delicate time. ☻Life is what happens when you plan to do other things - John Lennon ☻Life would be a lot easier if I had the source-code. ☻Wanna get stoned? Drink wet cement! ☻Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. ☻Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!! ☻Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!! ☻On the toilet: Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! ☻Love is an sensation. Caused by an temptation when an men puts his dictation in an womens combination. Do u get this conversation or do u want an demostration ☻All I ever wanted is what others have. ☻Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot. ☻A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition. ☻Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away! ☻It is better to be fair than to be popular! ☻The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue. ☻Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment. ☻Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time! ☻I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well. ☻I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not? ☻Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon ☻copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts." ☻Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist. ☻It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick. ☻A lot of people are in pain out of fear to be happy ☻A lot of people were never happy because they thought it had yet to come. ☻A laugh is the shortest distance between two people. ☻I want to die sleeping, just like my grandfather ..... Not yelling and screaming like the people on his bus. ☻He said:"I thank you for the wonderful talk." ... I had only been listening. ☻When your youngest child needs sex education, you have badly informed your elder children on the subject. ☻The heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends. ☻The present is just as mysterious as the future. ☻People who do not want to be disturbed, usually already are disturbed. ☻You can close your eyes for certain facts, but not for the memories. ☻Friendly words do not have to be long, the echo never dies. ☻Woman know that they are not that pretty any more when they have nothing to wear. ☻What do you have to do when you fall into a river with a sign "Forbidden to swim?" ☻Be yourself, there are enough other people.