☻When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

☻The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die

☻No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??

☻After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on

☻A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

☻I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving

☻No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!