Animal Jokes

☻When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer? Because there are more geese on that side

☻Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work

☻What did the turkey say to the chicken? Gobble gobble

☻Why do hens lay eggs? If they dropped them, they'd break

☻Which side of the chicken has he most feathers? The outside

☻Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way? Since I was a puppy! ☻Two snakes meet each other.. First snake:I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake:Why? First snake:Because I bit my lip! ☻Q : What do stylish frogs wear? A : Jumpsuits! ☻Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's? A : French flies and a diet Croak ☻Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A : Unhoppy ☻Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump & A : A centipede with a wooden leg ☻Q : What do you get from a pampered cow? A : Spoiled milk. ☻What kind of work does a weak cat do? A : Light mouse work ☻Q : How do you identify a bald eagle? A : All his feathers are combed over to one side ☻How do you circumcise a whale? A : You need at least four skin divers